Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Funnies

NaBloPoMo-Day 3

I can't seem to get to many thoughts together today and my mind is just going in too many directions.  I have started 4 different posts only to start yet another one here.  I just have SO many things I want to say that I am having a hard time concentrating one one particular thing.  

So, I guess I will amuse you with some funny, yet true quotes.  Enjoy!  




When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.


Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.




Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.





Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

J.B. Morton







I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.






Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?






A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
-- Source Unknown






Sign behind an Amish carriage:
"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.
CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"







"Mommy brain: when your grey matter turns into grey hair..."    Ian Nelson







I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder."                                         

 ~Raenita




"The phrase " working mother " is redundant."                                                                    
~Jane Sellman





Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare." ~Ed Asner






I think I am allergic to normal.











8 comments:

Reyna said...

Love, love the "Working Mother" funny Heather! Thanks for putting me in and even better mood!

Life is good.

Love ya!

Misty said...

Cute! Thanks for the laugh.

Jen said...

Those are great! I am partial to I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.Yup!

Jen said...

Those are great! I am partial to I am in my own little world but it's okay they know me here.Yup!

Joanne said...

Love the quotes! I have this one in the "about me" part of my other blog:

"I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me."
-Grandpa Simpson

Lora said...

They know me in my own little world too ;)


HUH! Small world.

Nicole said...

That was great it made me smile :)

Meri said...

Totally needed something light and smiley right now! Thank you for your post!

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